- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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