Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Republicans

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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