what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

binladin walks into the american seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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