- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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