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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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