- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Want to hear a joke? No.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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