- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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