Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Robert Mugabe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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