Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

thumb_up thumb_down +13

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

women rights

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

thumb_up thumb_down +13

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops