Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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