- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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