A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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I love you

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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