- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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