Terry has ebola

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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