- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Obama being reelected.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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