- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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