why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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