Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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