Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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