- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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