A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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