- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Fat Kenyan

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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