- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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