- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Your gay

Firgen and the blung brigade

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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