- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A storm be brewin!

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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