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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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