- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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