Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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women's rights

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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haha

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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