- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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