what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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poop nuff said

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Buzi vagy!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

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