- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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