- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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