- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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