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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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