how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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