What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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