- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??