- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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