- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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