why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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