- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.