- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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