Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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