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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.