- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Connor is homosexuaI

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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