- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

non poop

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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