- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Your mom is not fat!

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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