- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Women's Rights

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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