- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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