- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Me Neither.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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