What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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