- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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