- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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