- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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