- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Im gay What about you

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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