- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

knock knock!? . . No.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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