What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Kys

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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