- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

do you wanna hear a joke school

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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