- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

matt has ebola...funny right!?

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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