What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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nothing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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