- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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