Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Balls

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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