- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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