- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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