What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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