- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

YEAH THEY DO!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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