- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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