so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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