Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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