- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

this is not a drill.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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