- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

sweating like antoni with a girl

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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