I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

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