- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

im not food

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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