- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

c-? men, C-men

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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