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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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i had sex.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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