Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did? Yes

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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