- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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