What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Immigration Laws

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

q ggggggggggggggggg

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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