- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

AIDS.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Kefka > Sephiroth

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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