- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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