- Anti Joke

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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