A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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whats white and sticky glue

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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