how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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I like poop in my butt

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Did you know? . You already know!

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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knock knock

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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