Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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when debbie meets downer

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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