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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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