What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

scraggle is in you pillow case

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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