- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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