Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

mexicans fishing

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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