Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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