- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

The government

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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