What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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