Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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world society

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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