- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

HURT

Penis

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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