What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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