- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a skinny sumo wrestler

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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