Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a man checks his mypsace

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hey

thumb_up thumb_down +6

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

thumb_up thumb_down +6

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops