- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

wael.. nuff said

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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