What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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How's the weather? Good.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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