Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

I have suicidal thoughts

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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