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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Women's Rights..

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun