- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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