I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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