- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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