what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A dog was barking at a tree

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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