A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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the game

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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