What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Penis

What's big and purple? Barney

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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