- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Well this is pointless.....

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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