What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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