a chinese man pays the full price

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Religionh

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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matt is fat

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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