- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

which one is easiest

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Irish sobriety

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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