Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Guest what? Dog

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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