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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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