Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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minorities.....

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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