What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Miscarriages.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Steve Jobs is alive.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

How old is your mom Dead

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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