A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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