your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Anti Joke

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