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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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