What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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