What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Black people

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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