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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

a irish man walks past a bar

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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