A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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