A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Women's rights

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Where's my tractor?

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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