- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How old are you? 7

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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