Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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