What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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