- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jesus Christ

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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