In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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I am a mime

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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