- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks into a bar

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Your Mom

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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