- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

HURT

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

i have two hands.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Sex vagina. lol.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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