What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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