- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

world society

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Rebecca Black's career.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a black man? A person

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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