Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Hail Heetluh

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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