- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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