SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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you see theres this guy.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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womans rights...

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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