- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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