- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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