- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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