What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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