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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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