If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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