Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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