- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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