- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Your mom.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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woman's rights

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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