Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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cats are pussies

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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